killaboi
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Post by killaboi on May 31, 2011 23:49:22 GMT -5
hey how come that slut boss gets to lock stufff wtf!
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nosy
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Post by nosy on Jun 1, 2011 1:40:45 GMT -5
cause he's thaboss?
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dash
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Post by dash on Jun 1, 2011 3:59:45 GMT -5
i think killas actually being serious.
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Tragic
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Gifted In Bed. ;)
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Post by Tragic on Jun 1, 2011 8:01:56 GMT -5
About time you banned him Kyle. Ban his IP so he can't ever come back.
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killaboi
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Post by killaboi on Jun 1, 2011 11:38:23 GMT -5
no i wasnt i just wanted to call him a slut
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eclipse.
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Post by eclipse. on Jun 1, 2011 13:02:38 GMT -5
lol you guys shoulda left him unbanned... what kind of fuckin loser says "ban me now so i dont have to come back here anymore" ummm dude just dont put ngrtcw into your gotdamn browser... hard?
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Tragic
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Post by Tragic on Jun 1, 2011 15:07:48 GMT -5
lol you guys shoulda left him unbanned... what kind of fuckin loser says "ban me now so i dont have to come back here anymore" ummm dude just dont put ngrtcw into your gotdamn browser... hard? No, Soft?
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eclipse.
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Post by eclipse. on Jun 1, 2011 15:41:20 GMT -5
im just saying the patheticness and faggotry of his posts were quite hilarious. im gonna miss them.
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busta
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Post by busta on Jun 1, 2011 19:19:11 GMT -5
im just saying the patheticness and faggotry of his posts were quite hilarious. im gonna miss them. no joke i lol'd
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pengy
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Post by pengy on Jun 4, 2011 20:53:18 GMT -5
Dam, you don't read the forums for a few days and come back and it's like playing catch up to a soap opera. The fact that he kept coming back to post was great. And yes you should unban him since he takes his trolling serious mk.
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Post by thaboss on Jun 6, 2011 13:02:07 GMT -5
thaboss > killa.
p.s:
Locked again
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killaboi
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Post by killaboi on Jun 8, 2011 11:37:23 GMT -5
motherfucker
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Post by xgambit on Jun 8, 2011 12:47:16 GMT -5
So does anyone know a good joke?
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eclipse.
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Post by eclipse. on Jun 8, 2011 15:13:14 GMT -5
A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her place and things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again.
So the girl tells him: "I bet you're a dentist."
Surprised he says: "that's correct, how did you know?"
"You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you're used to it." They go on and they have sex.
Then she says: "you know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist."
"How can you tell?" he asks.
"I didn't feel a thing..."
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eclipse.
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Post by eclipse. on Jun 8, 2011 15:16:20 GMT -5
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limit 0 to 105 mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a 105.
"So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, " All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The President?"
Cop: "Bigger"
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope as his driver."
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