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May 30, 2010 14:53:26 GMT -5 @smoke said:

May 30, 2010 13:50:12 GMT -5 z1nger said:

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[smoke]

[nosy]

yeah you can put w/e the fuck you want in a spam section, but srsly, this shit has been done before on pcnw forum. Atleast they had 50 pages of pics and jokes n shit to go with the 150 pages worth of useless fillers

[smoke]

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[tracid]

I think this thread has given me epilepsy

[nosy]

an aneurysm to go with the epilepsy

[z1nger]

May 30, 2010 17:09:33 GMT -5 N!ghtm4r3*UL said:

May 30, 2010 14:53:26 GMT -5 @smoke said:

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[eclipse.]

psy get off of /b/ you effin nerd

[Two Kittens]

[nosy]

Jun 13, 2010 13:10:46 GMT -5 eclipse. said:

psy get off of /b/ you effin nerd

rules 1 & 2 faggot

but yeh haven't bothered with that shit for ages, anything worth seeing is extremely rare and can be found elsewhere


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[eclipse.]

wut rules dick lettuce?

[z1nger]

SPAM.