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Post by Str8SicK on Aug 12, 2011 13:15:11 GMT -5
anyone interested in a free league? i usually host one with cant, kool, and a few others and figured i'd open it up to anyone else interested.
Details:
Free ESPN Fantasy Football League
Snake Draft (not auction)
8, 10, or 12 Team League
If you're interested, PM me your e-mail address so I can send you an invite.
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Post by AiR on Aug 12, 2011 13:44:16 GMT -5
never played on espn but check your pm
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Post by eclipse. on Aug 12, 2011 13:47:42 GMT -5
free? nahhh
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Post by Str8SicK on Aug 12, 2011 13:55:02 GMT -5
too hard to get ppl online to pay...only reason it's not. |
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Post by eclipse. on Aug 12, 2011 17:22:06 GMT -5
yeah i hear that but its way too much work involved to not reap any benefits of winning.
i know some free leagues offer out like $100 to the winner or a gift certificate or something lame... but if I am going to take all that time I want at least 5 or 6 when I win.
Shit I already got over a grand invested into the season, most of which I am confident I will win back.
Eagles Record vs Giants Record - 500
Eagles Record vs Cowboys Record - 500
Eagles go deeper into the playoffs than the Giants - 200
I have some really dumb friends that like the wrong teams in the NFC East.
speaking of the NFC East... Rex Grossman guarantees Redskins win the division, fuckin rofl!
speaking of sexy rexy:
Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
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Post by canthang on Aug 15, 2011 17:41:27 GMT -5
LMFAO eclipse that was hilarious
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Post by AiR on Aug 15, 2011 23:56:45 GMT -5
loli can't figure out how to change my team name
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Post by Dimin1sh on Aug 16, 2011 4:52:02 GMT -5
I'm gonna try this out, first time I've ever done a fantasy thing so hopefully I don't fail too hard.
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Post by Str8SicK on Aug 16, 2011 9:10:36 GMT -5
loli can't figure out how to change my team name when you're in the league, click on the my team tab. under the helmet there's a link that says team settings, click that. from there you can change your team name and avatar. I'm gonna try this out, first time I've ever done a fantasy thing so hopefully I don't fail too hard. if you guys want, we can hop on vent this week and go over a few things or run a mock draft (basically a draft for fun and nothing is saved). |
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Post by AiR on Aug 16, 2011 19:15:53 GMT -5
I don't see a helmet and I don't see team settings   And i've clicked all the tabs that seem relevent.. no luck - help? |
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Post by dash on Aug 16, 2011 19:53:30 GMT -5
maybe view draft settings Mr. Ladner
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Post by AiR on Aug 16, 2011 22:30:47 GMT -5
nm figured it out... appearenly i hadn't agreed to join the league somewhere.
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Post by eclipse. on Aug 17, 2011 1:44:31 GMT -5
maybe view draft settings Mr. Ladner pretty sure M Ladner is the guy who created the league, not mike. |
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Post by AiR on Aug 17, 2011 5:39:28 GMT -5
for dash.. i'll be anyone he wants me to be  |
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Post by Str8SicK on Aug 17, 2011 10:36:21 GMT -5
dim i still need your e-mail
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Row your boat.
